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Ex Demotivational Poster

SORRY LADIES - but this is the REAL Mr. Grey.

TAGS: mr grey ***y
Rating: 4.67/5

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TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

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dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.

Kiddie Creativity -

TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

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crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.



TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


TAGS: your excuse is now invalid
Rating: 4.61/5

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caveman - August 27, 2012, 4:22 am
Honestly i'm not sure how you would be able to do that, apart from just using a colour printer
martindl34 - August 26, 2012, 10:46 am
I still want to know how to get a picture of Oscar running for my gym wall just like this one
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 1:20 pm
I don't give compliments easily but I love this poster very much. 5 well-deserved lions and I hope you get many more.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:34 am
I like to think that people like him aren't handicapped. They just have a different way of getting along and doing what they enjoy than the rest of us.

GEEKS ARE SEXY - And kinky too in their own strange kind of way

TAGS: geeks ***y kink strange
Rating: 4.81/5

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sexleksaker - July 5, 2015, 6:14 pm
*** toys www.***toyonline.se *** shop ***toyonline.se

TEXTING WHILE DRIVING KILLS - "unless you're texting for driving tips"

TAGS: texting driving
Rating: 4.63/5

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Mystique - April 13, 2012, 9:45 pm
... so does the distraction of the billboard... ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 10:15 am
The very definition of 'Irony' and 'Confusion'
5butjam - April 12, 2012, 8:44 am
Nah', I'm just a sucker for situational irony,.it's my kind of funny
robotdylan - April 11, 2012, 9:45 pm
compared to your other comments I think this is where you're being too kind
5butjam - April 11, 2012, 9:31 pm
5L for this one! I'm just going to be picky and grumble about not capitalising the 'U' in unless... but it was hilarious all the same!

OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!

TAGS: humor funny *** texas bon** obama
Rating: 2.88/5
God - August 25, 2008, 4:02 pm
There's no such thing as a good "you're doing it wrong" poster.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 5:08 pm
makes for a good "you're doing it wrong" picture.
wann1e - May 16, 2008, 7:45 pm
omg!! funny!!

Keep Looking Up -

OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.

TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 4.56/5

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steve1961 - September 20, 2015, 9:28 pm
The Earth has plenty of both...and it's still full of ****.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 20, 2015, 8:12 pm
Excuses are like a**holes if you don't have them you're full of ****.
EmilioDumphque - August 16, 2012, 2:00 am
Those look like some very long tibias.


SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...

ATHEISTS - I've never seen one, talked to one, or heard from one. They must not exist.

TAGS: atheist exist religion
Rating: 3.61/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 10:02 am
I think, therefore I am not religious.
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:37 am
Seems like you have no faith too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:21 pm
I like it! LOL Inspired me to create something the dad-in-law told me.
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:52 pm
I'm an atheist. I think therefore I am. I drink, therefore I spam.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:38 pm
My apologies. But I saw no joke.
kyleman79 - February 1, 2012, 11:22 am
I appreciate all the logical argument, but it's a joke. Keep it clean, thanks.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 8:52 am
OH bull****. You've been to the deathbeds of every atheist? Bull****.
Greeny - February 1, 2012, 5:39 am
not around death beds
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 2:25 am
Seriously stupid comment. Just ask around you can meet one anywhere.
taren56 - January 5, 2012, 4:59 pm
Ah, but the difference is, when you claim to have never seen or heard from an athiest, we come on over and say, "Hey!"
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:05 am
well done well done indeed
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:04 am

caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:45 pm
This is brilliant. Bra5o


TAGS: women men ***y beergut
Rating: 4.73/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:55 pm
Women walk around with crusty dried skin, wrinkles, orange spray tan, beer gut, huge gross a*ses, sagging bo*bs, died hair and scalp, and Heath Ledger Joker esque makeup on and think they look ***y.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:36 pm
You're right AM, we'll never be equal, not that I want to be bald with a beer gut and delusional... but it's a great poster! 5Lipo's!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:35 pm
d*** it Air, NO PRIVATE PICS!!!!

IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less

TAGS: exchange my heart for liver
Rating: 4.73/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm

M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
Very, VERY Good...


MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.

WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? "

TAGS: when bored i text random
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2012, 12:32 pm
I'm feeling a little bored right now; but I believe I have a particular number in mind of whose owner is OCD, lol!
CloudchaserS - February 26, 2012, 1:08 pm
Best done only if you have caller ID blocked or the cops actually could pay you a visit!
Feasibly - February 26, 2012, 11:59 am
Dang it Budog! I shoulda known that was you!
GaryO - February 26, 2012, 11:45 am
5ounds Steven Wrightish….nice take Bud
Reality Lord - February 26, 2012, 9:52 am


Extra Bacon, Please -

TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.79/5

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!

THE JOYS OF NATURE - Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.

TAGS: nature exercise bear death omg
Rating: 4.73/5

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pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 5:43 pm
Thanks, spacedog.
spacedog - May 31, 2012, 4:08 pm
Nice one pickleviper. 5L Keep em coming.

LA TO DALLAS - a very long 1435 miles

TAGS: texas california
Rating: 4.61/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 9:59 am
I agree, you should start passing out drugs and guns in your neighborhood to make it safer.
falloutghoul - January 3, 2012, 8:02 pm
Seriously, I'm not going to start anything with you, troll.
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:07 am
Cheee I wonder who's right and who's wrong...ever see what a craphole Cali really is, just look at the states economy and it's prison system. Liberals are proof that both drugs and guncontrol are bad for you.
falloutghoul - December 23, 2011, 8:34 pm

this ain't france -

TAGS: texas isis p wned
Rating: 4.83/5

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Reality Lord - May 6, 2015, 8:21 am

funny...i was thinking it was bait as well.
EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2015, 2:59 am
Now we know what to use as bait. We should also use their extreme distaste for being cremated. Apparently, they can't enjoy their 72 virgins as a pile of ashes.
mizzdizz - May 5, 2015, 6:01 pm
NOOOoooooo its not! Luv this, RL! 5 LOL lions!

COMPLEXITY - Sometimes the coolness is worth it.

TAGS: complex gun
Rating: 4.78/5

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wolfaussie - September 6, 2013, 3:24 am
It does exist. http://www.horstheld.com/0-Spain.htm
falloutghoul - August 11, 2012, 7:08 pm
Don't tell me this...thing, actually works. O_O

DISASTERS - They're not cheap!

TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?

IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.

TAGS: dyslexic existentialism dog god burning question rnr
Rating: 3.45/5

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Zed - September 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Nahhh, if it was Nietche, the title should have been "Dog is dead".
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:09 pm
...there is only causality
Sean - September 15, 2008, 3:16 pm
Hey, great picture and funny text. Kinda reminds me (the picture that is) about the Nietche poster about what "does't kill him turns immediately into mustache". My 5 didn't seem to give it a boost though. Ah well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 15, 2008, 2:48 pm
That dog looks a lot like Nietzsche. Coincidence?


SUMMER IN TEXAS - But it's a DRY heat

TAGS: weather texas heat
Rating: 4.82/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:30 am
actualy it's h**ter in Oklahoma texas usualy stays around the 90-100 range durring summer unlike oklahoma where it's in the 100-110 range durring summer. but 5L anywhay i'm from Tx if you haven't figured out from my post yet
TwistedNinjaPirate - April 1, 2012, 2:57 pm
Game over man!

CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy

TAGS: tsa bre*** examination xray colonoscopy
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 5:36 am
LOL... 5o funny


TAGS: first extinction ark humor
Rating: 4.7/5

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lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 12:41 am

ughomer - April 18, 2012, 6:07 pm
Funny as I'll get out, LG!



TAGS: ***y confident woman
Rating: 4.77/5

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rerun - September 2, 2010, 6:54 pm

The Johnny Cash image makes it for me.
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:21 pm


SUPERGIRL - Admit it. You'd burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you

TAGS: supergirl h** superman comics ***y
Rating: 4.45/5

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ryedinc - July 13, 2013, 9:06 pm
Lol, that's Enji Night, a Cosplayer. o.o
vilnius - September 21, 2012, 6:21 pm
that's a wig
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:51 am
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:16 pm
Wot you can't spell fank you so you cheat and it upsets a mod an... ah fank it!
Luidavinci - December 16, 2011, 10:31 am
So, who is the model? Great poster! She's gorgeous.
rerun - November 24, 2011, 8:29 am

Kwaru, this is a satire site & comments like yours are not acceptable. One more and you are out. I hope this is very clear to you.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:56 am
I tried to look it up. Didn't find anything on it.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:50 am
f*** you.
Maddness - November 21, 2011, 4:31 pm
oh god but imagine the s*x it would be dangerous... you would die from a crushed pelvis...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2011, 4:05 pm
That's a dude. look it up, his name is Kevin.
Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:37 pm
WOW - she's cute! I mean, really cute. In a serious way.
Hellraizer - November 21, 2011, 6:51 am
I definitely would... Anytime :)

"GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!" - Yeah! That's a very wise thing to shout to your wife, isn't it?

TAGS: ***ism trope kitchen knives pwned
Rating: 4.84/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:35 pm
Good one - picture and original text.

THE LETTER K - The one letter that can piss anyone off while texting.

TAGS: letter k texting
Rating: 3.68/5

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Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 9:14 pm


TAGS: kitchenville farmville ***ist ***ism
Rating: 3.08/5

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jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:09 pm
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 3:42 pm
Whats an err woman?



TAGS: vision eye exams important
Rating: 4.88/5

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twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 8:38 pm
Greeny, your mind is in the right place. BTW, your vision is perfect!
Greeny - May 16, 2011, 9:02 pm
wowee, I mean opfes...
KageOokami - May 16, 2011, 5:52 pm
I think I might need a closer look, you know, just to make sure I got it right.

YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND - "ex" isn't in her vocabulary

MATHEMATICS - You can't argue with it.

TAGS: ***ism math
Rating: 4.21/5

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CarebearCrack - September 23, 2012, 10:42 am
The only thing miss from that... Is a checkmark next to the answer.
TheLorax51 - March 1, 2012, 7:07 pm
Seems Legit.
krazyivanthedivine - February 29, 2012, 7:21 pm
mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:06 pm

MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!

TAGS: cute chick ammo guns ***y
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Needs a conditioning shampoo and a couple cooking classes, methinks. That'll take care of the mortgage, then we can get to reasons for ammo.

1st Date -


TAGS: casey anthony dexter justice
Rating: 4.56/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 5:00 pm
Well played sir.

SIMPLICITY - Just to show you on a daily basis what half of internets flamewars are about.

TAGS: mac vs pc explanation thewiceman
Rating: 3.91/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:11 am
Natural Selection at work


TAGS: marchallenge divorce exwife
Rating: 4.49/5

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rerun - July 4, 2010, 10:12 am

It was planning the wedding part for me.
dude304 - March 22, 2010, 2:00 pm
nice man this one is sooo funny
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 12:00 pm
FTW!!! It was my mother-in-law on my part. 5 torturous L's !!!


TAGS: extra effort means the most
Rating: 4.95/5

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lgvernon - July 14, 2012, 12:09 am

Thanks, SD!~~
spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:25 pm
LOL! 5L for you lgvernon.


TAGS: as sheldon explains it
Rating: 4.71/5

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R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 3:16 pm
You're in my seat. :)~
Cubbybear - March 12, 2010, 3:14 pm

INTERNET EXPLORER - The number one browser for downloading a better browser.

TAGS: internet explorer
Rating: 4.85/5

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Debkins - October 3, 2010, 8:53 pm
Yup yup!
Rdblizz - September 19, 2010, 9:39 pm
So true
xXRyvenXx - September 17, 2010, 12:16 pm
Opera FTW
forseti - September 17, 2010, 10:43 am
Firefox with Gogol Bordello theme.
ICEMAN - September 17, 2010, 8:13 am
Me? Surfin' with Safari.
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 6:37 am
5ls, Sweet Mr.M Uses the same browser as me :)
Kung-Fu Devil - September 17, 2010, 6:34 am
d*** right! *high five*
motinet - September 17, 2010, 6:33 am

5 TRILLION LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chrome all the way!


TAGS: anorexia fat skinny offensive
Rating: 3/5

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demon001 - November 30, 2013, 3:01 pm
Size -2 model!
erock - December 30, 2009, 12:54 am
i have to admit i laughed. i will go to hell for it i am sure i did laugh. now i will go to hell for sure
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:27 pm
hole lee ****
Velin - October 26, 2009, 6:54 pm
And she would look so beautiful... just a little meat and fat on right places. Which is right now like... everywhere.
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 6:04 am
"I'll tell ya what's really weighing you down is them bones,looks like they'll have to come out if you want to fit into that size -5 dress for prom in time.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 1:07 am
So, you got it, Derek?
Derek - July 18, 2009, 1:06 am
Unfortunately, she'd probably believe you.

Extreme Facepalm -

WTF? - And all this time I though it stood for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.


TAGS: zombie apocalypse ex headsh**
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:25 am
"It's coming right for us".. 5 spent cartridges


TAGS: dora the explorer gritty reboot
Rating: 4.85/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 22, 2013, 11:21 pm
This is the type of movie that was made to be watched drunk and high.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:18 pm
... I might actually pay to see this. I won't guarantee I would be SOBER, but I might pay to see this.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2013, 5:06 pm
Hasta la vista, baby. that's Spanish for "Goodbye, baby."
nicholsjoshua15 - April 7, 2013, 11:45 pm
Thanks for the five stars. Dora has gone bad-ass on all of us.
Silverheart - April 7, 2013, 4:26 pm
She's even doing the 'tough-guy walk away' thing. Nice one. 5Ls for the boooom.

DIFFICULTY CLASS - You haven't mastered anything until you've beat it on Expert Mode.

DEAN WINCHESTER - Turning Women Into Rabid Animals Since '05


MARIA OZAWA - Promise, I'll be a Good Girl.

TAGS: marias ozawa ***y yummy pretty
Rating: 3.03/5

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MashiMashi - March 4, 2012, 5:49 pm
after dark

Eat, Run, Die! -

TAGS: food exercise grave
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2013, 2:21 pm
Awe5ome! My sentiments exactly.

FOR HER BIRTHDAY - My wife wanted something that would go from 0-260 in less than 10 seconds.

TAGS: ex scale birthday
Rating: 4.66/5

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holymoly - April 25, 2012, 2:14 pm
Thats funny X) Good one
lgvernon - April 24, 2012, 8:12 pm

Don't worry. The bruises will be gone before you know it.

ONLY IN TEXAS - God bless 'em

TAGS: texas cops
Rating: 4.41/5

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steve1961 - February 26, 2013, 3:58 pm
Brown people? You mean UPS? Some of my best friends are UPS employees.
Rishi - February 26, 2013, 10:37 am
Yea, I love how Southerners f***ing hate us New Yorkers, but when you want something you'll use our dead citizens and firemen and cops as an excuse. You don't care about the people who died in 9/11 you just use it to hate on Brown people.
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 3:34 pm
cops should have that right
Bovee - January 22, 2010, 2:21 pm
its funny cause where i am from the guy is black and it takes place in L.A. but still a great one.
phydeaux - January 22, 2010, 2:16 pm
I now have coffee running out my nose...5 night sticks for you!

KITTY BURRITOS - Chinese food going Mexican

TAGS: chinese food mexican cat cats
Rating: 3/5

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Hypercat-Z - September 4, 2009, 5:04 am
More cute or more funny? Can't tell!
Sexy curves - September 1, 2009, 3:44 am
LoL. So true. Cute cat BTW.

"I'M FREAKING TALENTED!" - Yes, yes you are.

CROSSBREEDING - Mexican and Rednecks are doing it

STEVEN SEAGAL - When acting gets a name.

TAGS: actor steven seagal lame aikido expressions emotions
Rating: 3.54/5

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Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 9:49 pm
GreaT Motifake !

EXISTENTIALISM - Claire suddenly realized that existence precedes essence, and she was free to kill all the old gods.

TAGS: women existentialism religion humor
Rating: 2.6/5

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Sean - June 27, 2008, 5:06 pm
Cool poster -- way to not dumb it down for the masses (so what's it mean? -- just kidding).
Wtf - June 27, 2008, 2:23 pm
Keep taking the medication


TAGS: never expected this humor
Rating: 4.84/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:41 pm
I loved Tweety and Sylvester... brings back some memories
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 12:17 pm
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat... But I need glasses to verify this"...
mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:03 am
This is very true... I wonder if kids understand it.

MIDLIFE - Welcome to a world of new adventures

TAGS: midlife prostate exam dre glove
Rating: 4.95/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:26 pm
I can 5how you the world, shining shimmering splendid.
rerun - May 28, 2011, 11:15 pm

That is the good news, the bad news is you play "catcher".
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2011, 8:03 pm
you mean to tell me I get a**play for the price of a co-pay? Count me in! 5grunts
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:16 am
Oh, it’s an adventure, all right! :-( An adventure somewhere I would rather not go!
Greeny - May 27, 2011, 9:39 pm
Dr Jellyfinger isn't exactly my idea of an adventure
rerun - May 27, 2011, 8:44 pm

I hink we will just have to take you at your word on this.
rnbw00 - May 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
Actually, that feels rather good, if done right (can you say prostate massage?)
Airman - May 27, 2011, 2:01 pm
briantoo - May 27, 2011, 12:35 pm
Thanks, crankyhead!
crankyhead - May 27, 2011, 11:34 am
great first poster =)


TAGS: explained humor graph
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

M0rd3kaI - April 17, 2012, 9:18 am
This is brilliant XD
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 10:48 am

NEVER cross the streams! Time stops until whatever you've put in the picrowave is reduced to inedible ash.
PENGAmurungu - April 4, 2012, 4:20 am
What if you put something in the microwave, then go on the Internet in the meantime?

T E A R S - Are the Words that the Heart can't Express...

TAGS: tear word heart express
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 1:00 pm
Dang... And all these days I thought the slogan of this site was "The Original DEMOTIVATIONAL Poster Community"...
Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 12:58 pm
ok man, stop putting so much emotional stuff. The site's supposed to be funny not sad

RAN INTO MY EX - Then I put it in reverse and did it again

TAGS: ran into ex reverse again
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2012, 9:37 pm
I've never hidden my dislike of the "jokefake" genre....but, To each their own.
rerun - January 17, 2012, 9:08 pm

I have made many jokefakes here. Far as I am concerned all is good.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2012, 4:57 pm
Oh, we're still making jokefakes?.....yay (sarcasm)
sidestep22 - January 17, 2012, 3:23 pm
Budog: that may be another version of the joke. I a**umed car version based on the picture.
Budog - January 14, 2012, 12:42 am
I thought that had to do with guns sidestep22. I miss my ex but my aim is getting better.
sidestep22 - January 13, 2012, 1:34 pm
Good, but the joke has more one line "I miss him/her sometimes."
holymoly - January 13, 2012, 10:30 am
love it... although Im more likely to be under the car than behind the wheel


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by steph1

mariand - May 25, 2011, 3:00 pm
WOW!... thats so true... the best is "I thought you don't love me anymore"...hahaha
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:16 pm
true... would it be hard now to say "you can ask my ex"

MEXICANS IN THE AIRFORCE - Saving money by eliminating the need for seating

TAGS: mexican airforce airplane
Rating: 2.98/5

More motifakes by Ogre

will - July 5, 2009, 6:42 pm
acutally i tihnk yo u will find that is in fact the elite mexican parachute regiment


TAGS: meanwhile in texas
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by krazirefa

nicholsjoshua15 - August 15, 2013, 4:07 pm
Why do people make fun of Texas? It's an awesome state.

MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.

TAGS: halo 3 mexican tank mexican xbox live xbox
Rating: 3/5


TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Ism

Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm

RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol

WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH - Taking the retarded to a new level of extreme...

TAGS: westboro baptist church retarded extreme
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Budog

440wakeup - May 27, 2011, 5:21 pm
Well the shock value of the dead soldiers funerals has waore off, so now they're saying bre*** canceris GOD's punishment on the US for tolerating homo***uals, next it'll be crib-death or SIDS. They're the reason Elizabeth TAYLOR was burried b4 they could
440wakeup - May 27, 2011, 5:19 pm
GySgt1811 - October 13, 2010, 3:31 pm
Stengun, you may have insulted a zit.
stenusmc - October 13, 2010, 9:44 am
WBC is a zit that needs to be popped.
Budog - October 13, 2010, 3:32 am
WBC also protests at funerals of soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. They carry signs like "Thank God For Dead Soldiers" and say it is God's will for the U.S. tolerating homo***uals.
GySgt1811 - October 12, 2010, 8:49 pm
If attending Westboro Baptist Church makes one a Christian, then standing in a garage makes one a car. 5 loonies.
AdmiralAckbar - October 12, 2010, 2:06 pm
google it, urm, a trap?
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:55 pm

ok...ty google....the pricks..even desecrate the flag....good poster dude.
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:53 pm

i guess i'll google westboro baptist church and score you later.

LIFE - get used to disappointment


EXIT STRATEGY - Patience! Patience! Patience!

TAGS: exit strategy patience lock door
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by ezonya

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:40 pm
...quit bein a pansy and give it a good hard yank. Those screws won't hold against a hard pull or a solid boot.
pzykosiz - October 24, 2010, 6:27 pm
in case of fire, use the window instead
rerun - October 22, 2010, 8:29 pm

In case of fire.....
Neener - October 22, 2010, 7:05 pm
I was trying to think of a MJ Fox poster for this lock.

L I B R A R I A N S - Even Better Than Google and Wikipedia

TAGS: librarian library index catalogue
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by nottsnet

the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:58 pm
so true, at least real librarians can guess what you want better, and give suggestions for other things you acctually need

POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?

SPANDEX - Some people...just...shouldn't.


TAGS: oxymoron paranoia expect unexpected
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Krickit - March 5, 2013, 4:20 pm
Also a paradox


TAGS: vintage hilda exercise pinup poster
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 13, 2014, 8:32 pm

I love vintage pinup art. I think it's beautiful. Hilda is my favorite because she's so uninhibited. She's also zaftig, as I have been all my life. She's validating, I suppose. Thanks!
premiumgrade - January 13, 2014, 8:05 pm
LG, I love this character. I ran across Duane Bryers’s Hilda 6 months ago. I’d never seen her before. You’d think I would have considering I’m 68 & she’s been around as far back at 1957. I guess I led a sheltered life.


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende ***y
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by giulio

nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


TAGS: expression marmoset humor
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 16, 2013, 1:43 pm
Interchangeable with "Are you done yet?" face.
lgvernon - January 31, 2012, 12:48 pm

suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:52 am
our 'your b5ss when you ask for a raise' face :)
MashiMashi - January 30, 2012, 6:50 am
Or ra** face

SOME PICTURES - Should not be explained

TAGS: strange unexplained picture bizarre
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by who?

Fatemaster - November 26, 2010, 10:12 pm
Ya, good point, I don't want to know!
yon - October 12, 2008, 3:24 pm
i think that chick was in battle royale...
Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 8:08 pm
The really funny thing is that Japan is working on their creativity
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 6:30 pm
But then no one would know of the sheer awesomeness of SuperHappy FunFun YellowMan!

WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.

TAGS: volkswagon motorcycle honda cell phone texting safety driving riding crash
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

nazaroo - January 30, 2012, 9:16 am
"Hello, baby, yeah, Don't leave for the club yet. I'm coming over as fast as I can. I'll be there in like 2 seconds. ...hello hello? d***!"
ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
She may have been on a cellphone, but the rider was going 85MPH - and she turned out from a side-street. Highways don't have side-streets, so this ja****s was doing 85 on a city street. Don't always blame the motorist. Lot's of drivers ride like morons
Haarakkon - November 11, 2009, 6:33 pm
And now it's a freak show attraction in a suburban mall. Cool headstone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:48 pm
because motorist doesnt mean car driver..........
freestyler - November 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
PLEASE read your own motifake before posting it...the car driver was on the phone not the motor.
Z-Bob - November 11, 2009, 8:56 am
Amen, brother...
Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:15 am
The car came out of a side street, indicating it was probably in town, where most speed limits top out at 35 mph. The motorcycle was going 85 mph. I'd say the idiot on the cycle was more to blame than the person on their cell phone.

FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.

TAGS: fail pokemon magicarp water flap flail pokedex pikachu ash funny awesome
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Silvo

flail owns - March 29, 2009, 10:44 pm
dude i seen someone wipe a hole team of pokemons with FLAIL theres a video on youtube
Arpaleggia - January 9, 2009, 1:24 pm
At least when you flail you do SOMETHING with your life. Splash does nothing.

PARENTAL TIP #666 - There are some books that your toddler should not be exposed to at such an early age

TAGS: exorcist 666 books toddler exposed
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Lavinator

Nissta - April 12, 2012, 7:56 pm
I cant help thinking that there's a film in this somewhere


TAGS: electricution prank joke execution death
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

ughomer - January 22, 2013, 1:38 pm
That hits the mark!
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:49 pm


TAGS: us troops alexander hamilton
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - August 23, 2012, 12:57 pm
jeez louise.. it's a picture of some troops deploying.. as in standing up. Should have put it in the tags. oh well
Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:25 pm
To me it was kinda obvious that the picture was of someone who DID stand up for something...but yeah it could be a bit better I guess.
nuvious - January 20, 2012, 7:37 am
Yeah, not enough context to the quote. The way it's framed it makes it look like the insult is being aimed at the troops. It'd be hard to put a picture with it because you need someone who's doesn't take a stand, and it's hard to express that visually.
jackandsally - December 23, 2011, 8:10 am
hmmm kinda jacked up I even say no to this one... bad show
caveman - December 20, 2011, 12:23 am
Apart from the fact that it makes sense, this makes no sense whatsoever
Airman - December 19, 2011, 2:20 pm
no sense? it is a direct quote made by Alexander Hamilton, the first Sec of the Treasury of the US. He's on the $10 bill. He is listed in the tags. This isn't a joke.
kokonut19 - December 18, 2011, 1:29 am
kind of makes no sense and plus jokes about troops are pretty bad even if they are truth



TAGS: einstein explained
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

otakugiant - April 20, 2011, 2:09 pm
Can't tell if trolling, or just very stupid...
SkellatorOfLife - April 19, 2011, 11:22 pm
K... Even though the equation is really only for calculating energy, you can change it to calculate time. So therefor if you have negative mass... Then yes... According to this equation THEORETICALLY you could smath cars before they were built...
Barkjr - April 14, 2011, 6:55 pm
I still don't get it :)
CaptainBaked - April 14, 2011, 4:34 pm
The day rednecks find this kind of technology, we'll cry tears of joy... just like I did when I saw this poster.. 5 wormholes of monster madness!
Mahomygod - April 14, 2011, 3:18 pm
I blame myself... the approval ratio was fairly high before I submitted mine. d*** my cursedness!
tellitlikeitis - April 14, 2011, 2:29 pm
Yah, sure, right. Well, you know what they say? Great minds think alike.
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2011, 1:24 pm
Thank you for this poster Air. I had to wade through 30 posters of utter sh*t before i saw this and actually laughed. Glad to see some peeps still try instead of just making garbage and submitting it. 5L BTW

THE ULTIMATE VALENTINE'S GIFT FOR YOUR MAN - Hey ladies, hurry it's on sale: only $OMG and YIKES cents.

TAGS: car white gold expensive oil billionaire
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

realogic - March 10, 2012, 1:15 pm
As usual an Arab with billions covers his car in white gold instead of you know.. making someone not starve.. Least it runs on bio fuel.
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 9:49 pm
naturally it had to be GERMAN =] to be this EPIC . anyone know how many were made, or was this IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THE PRICE YOU CANT AFFORD IT ? deals ?
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:31 pm
THATS SWEET! he owns an oil company but runs bio fuel lol
Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
Fastest production automatic in the World I believe. (The gold alloy helps to stop it rusting with all their rain.)

WORLDS SEXIEST NINJA - Just try and resist his ultimate power

TAGS: ***y ninja kick drunk
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by prosti82

whathehell - August 16, 2011, 2:48 pm
notice the hole? the longer you lookat him the funnier it gets.

HARUKO VS. EXCEL - There can be only one!

TAGS: anime manga excel saka haruko flcl fooly cooly furi kuri
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2010, 3:26 pm
LMAO!!!....Thanks Daddy.
GreyScorpion - October 11, 2010, 3:21 pm
here, eat your little debbie snack-n-cake...not that one, THIS one...the one I made special....just for you
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2010, 3:16 pm
Can I have red bull and cookies Uncle Scorpion? Or it just gonna be Red wine and rohypnol again?
GreyScorpion - October 11, 2010, 3:12 pm
it's nap time, no more Red Bull and cookies for you
rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 3:09 pm
A showdown between two of the most bat**** crazy female characters in all of anime. Excel Saga and FLCL are two of the most WTF? titles you'll ever see.

Vows -

TAGS: buddhist extremist tranquility cell vow
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Ism

falloutghoul - November 21, 2013, 8:00 am
Good, 'cause we're on short supply.