Ex Demotivational Poster
SORRY LADIES - but this is the REAL Mr. Grey.
SIX-PACK ABS -
Kiddie Creativity -
DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -
OSCAR PISTORIUS -
GEEKS ARE SEXY - And kinky too in their own strange kind of way
TEXTING WHILE DRIVING KILLS - "unless you're texting for driving tips"
OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!
Keep Looking Up -
OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.
EXCUSES - NOT EVERYONE USES THEM
TXT MSG -
SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...
ATHEISTS - I've never seen one, talked to one, or heard from one. They must not exist.
IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less
Extra Bacon, Please -
THE JOYS OF NATURE - Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.
TEXTING WHILE DRIVING -
MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.
this ain't france -
WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? "
INTERNET EXPLORER - The number one browser for downloading a better browser.
LA TO DALLAS - a very long 1435 miles
DISASTERS - They're not cheap!
COMPLEXITY - Sometimes the coolness is worth it.
IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.
REX KWON DO -
SUMMER IN TEXAS - But it's a DRY heat
CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy
SENIOR MOMENT -
CUSTOMER SERVICE -
MYSTERY SOLVED -
A REAL MAN -
SUPERGIRL - Admit it. You'd burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you
"GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!" - Yeah! That's a very wise thing to shout to your wife, isn't it?
THE LETTER K - The one letter that can piss anyone off while texting.
EYE EXAMS -
YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND - "ex" isn't in her vocabulary
MATHEMATICS - You can't argue with it.
MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!
Eat, Run, Die! -
1st Date -
ALL IN GOOD TIME -
SIMPLICITY - Just to show you on a daily basis what half of internets flamewars are about.
MY EX-WIFE -
ROCK PAPER SCISSORS LIZARD SPOCK -
Extreme Facepalm -
WTF? - And all this time I though it stood for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
ZOMBIE EX -
my favorite x-man -
EVERYTHING IS GETTING A GRITTY REBOOT. -
DIFFICULTY CLASS - You haven't mastered anything until you've beat it on Expert Mode.
DEAN WINCHESTER - Turning Women Into Rabid Animals Since '05
THE BARONESS -
MARIA OZAWA - Promise, I'll be a Good Girl.
FOR HER BIRTHDAY - My wife wanted something that would go from 0-260 in less than 10 seconds.
ONLY IN TEXAS - God bless 'em
KITTY BURRITOS - Chinese food going Mexican
"I'M FREAKING TALENTED!" - Yes, yes you are.
CROSSBREEDING - Mexican and Rednecks are doing it
STEVEN SEAGAL - When acting gets a name.
EXISTENTIALISM - Claire suddenly realized that existence precedes essence, and she was free to kill all the old gods.
WHEN I WAS A KID -
MIDLIFE - Welcome to a world of new adventures
T E A R S - Are the Words that the Heart can't Express...
RAN INTO MY EX - Then I put it in reverse and did it again
MEXICANS IN THE AIRFORCE - Saving money by eliminating the need for seating
MEANWHILE IN TEXAS.. -
MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.
CALLING MY EX -
WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH - Taking the retarded to a new level of extreme...
LIFE - get used to disappointment
EXIT STRATEGY - Patience! Patience! Patience!
L I B R A R I A N S - Even Better Than Google and Wikipedia
POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?
SPANDEX - Some people...just...shouldn't.
OXYMORON AND PARANOIA - all in one
AMAZON - Just what were they thinking ?
I'D APPRECIATE IT -
I LOVE EXERCISE -
FULLY LOADED -
GAME FACE -
SOME PICTURES - Should not be explained
WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.
FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.
PARENTAL TIP #666 - There are some books that your toddler should not be exposed to at such an early age
THE LAST JOKE -
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