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Ex Demotivational Poster


SORRY LADIES - but this is the REAL Mr. Grey.


TAGS: mr grey ***y
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by AaronL



SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am, #247497
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm, #247154

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm, #247153
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm, #247143

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm, #247136

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm, #247134
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm, #250212
Your po5ter is delicious.


DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -




PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am, #239258
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm, #135974
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


OSCAR PISTORIUS -


TAGS: your excuse is now invalid
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - August 27, 2012, 4:22 am, #238722
Honestly i'm not sure how you would be able to do that, apart from just using a colour printer
martindl34 - August 26, 2012, 10:46 am, #238706
I still want to know how to get a picture of Oscar running for my gym wall just like this one
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 1:20 pm, #238094
I don't give compliments easily but I love this poster very much. 5 well-deserved lions and I hope you get many more.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:34 am, #238090
I like to think that people like him aren't handicapped. They just have a different way of getting along and doing what they enjoy than the rest of us.


GEEKS ARE SEXY - And kinky too in their own strange kind of way


TAGS: geeks ***y kink strange
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Budog

sexleksaker - July 5, 2015, 6:14 pm, #261894
*** toys www.***toyonline.se *** shop ***toyonline.se


TEXTING WHILE DRIVING KILLS - "unless you're texting for driving tips"


TAGS: texting driving
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by robotdylan

Mystique - April 13, 2012, 9:45 pm, #233222
... so does the distraction of the billboard... ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 10:15 am, #233079
The very definition of 'Irony' and 'Confusion'
5butjam - April 12, 2012, 8:44 am, #233073
Nah', I'm just a sucker for situational irony,.it's my kind of funny
robotdylan - April 11, 2012, 9:45 pm, #233066
compared to your other comments I think this is where you're being too kind
5butjam - April 11, 2012, 9:31 pm, #233062
5L for this one! I'm just going to be picky and grumble about not capitalising the 'U' in unless... but it was hilarious all the same!


OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!


TAGS: humor funny *** texas bon** obama
Rating: 2.88/5
God - August 25, 2008, 4:02 pm, #16673
There's no such thing as a good "you're doing it wrong" poster.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 5:08 pm, #6475
makes for a good "you're doing it wrong" picture.
wann1e - May 16, 2008, 7:45 pm, #3691
omg!! funny!!


Keep Looking Up -




OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am, #235155
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #170612
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm, #160686
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm, #137629
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm, #137609
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #137549
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #137548
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am, #137539
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm, #156551
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am, #156236
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


EXCUSES - NOT EVERYONE USES THEM


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 4.56/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 16, 2012, 2:00 am, #238457
Those look like some very long tibias.


TXT MSG -




SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...




ATHEISTS - I've never seen one, talked to one, or heard from one. They must not exist.


TAGS: atheist exist religion
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by kyleman79

Renza - January 23, 2013, 10:02 am, #242767
I think, therefore I am not religious.
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:37 am, #239364
Seems like you have no faith too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:21 pm, #235580
I like it! LOL Inspired me to create something the dad-in-law told me.
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:52 pm, #229027
I'm an atheist. I think therefore I am. I drink, therefore I spam.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:38 pm, #228615
My apologies. But I saw no joke.
kyleman79 - February 1, 2012, 11:22 am, #228607
I appreciate all the logical argument, but it's a joke. Keep it clean, thanks.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 8:52 am, #228598
OH bull****. You've been to the deathbeds of every atheist? Bull****.
Greeny - February 1, 2012, 5:39 am, #228596
not around death beds
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 2:25 am, #228588
Seriously stupid comment. Just ask around you can meet one anywhere.
taren56 - January 5, 2012, 4:59 pm, #227296
Ah, but the difference is, when you claim to have never seen or heard from an athiest, we come on over and say, "Hey!"
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:05 am, #227041
well done well done indeed
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:04 am, #227017

yup
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:45 pm, #227006
This is brilliant. Bra5o


EQUALITY -


TAGS: women men ***y beergut
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:55 pm, #261676
Women walk around with crusty dried skin, wrinkles, orange spray tan, beer gut, huge gross a*ses, sagging bo*bs, died hair and scalp, and Heath Ledger Joker esque makeup on and think they look ***y.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:36 pm, #211479
You're right AM, we'll never be equal, not that I want to be bald with a beer gut and delusional... but it's a great poster! 5Lipo's!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:35 pm, #211467
d*** it Air, NO PRIVATE PICS!!!!


IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less


TAGS: exchange my heart for liver
Rating: 4.73/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am, #232386
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am, #232385
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am, #232384
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm, #232347
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am, #232286
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm, #232278
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm, #232267

amsome
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm, #232266
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm, #232260
Nice..
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm, #232259
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm, #232254
Very, VERY Good...


TEXTING WHILE DRIVING -




MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? "


TAGS: when bored i text random
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2012, 12:32 pm, #239261
I'm feeling a little bored right now; but I believe I have a particular number in mind of whose owner is OCD, lol!
CloudchaserS - February 26, 2012, 1:08 pm, #230175
Best done only if you have caller ID blocked or the cops actually could pay you a visit!
Feasibly - February 26, 2012, 11:59 am, #230174
Dang it Budog! I shoulda known that was you!
GaryO - February 26, 2012, 11:45 am, #230173
5ounds Steven Wrightish….nice take Bud
Reality Lord - February 26, 2012, 9:52 am, #230167

lolz


Extra Bacon, Please -


TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm, #257681
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm, #249089
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm, #249067
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!


THE JOYS OF NATURE - Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.


TAGS: nature exercise bear death omg
Rating: 4.73/5

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pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 5:43 pm, #235523
Thanks, spacedog.
spacedog - May 31, 2012, 4:08 pm, #235520
Nice one pickleviper. 5L Keep em coming.


LA TO DALLAS - a very long 1435 miles


TAGS: texas california
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman

Renza - January 23, 2013, 9:59 am, #242766
I agree, you should start passing out drugs and guns in your neighborhood to make it safer.
falloutghoul - January 3, 2012, 8:02 pm, #227223
Seriously, I'm not going to start anything with you, troll.
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:07 am, #227202
Cheee I wonder who's right and who's wrong...ever see what a craphole Cali really is, just look at the states economy and it's prison system. Liberals are proof that both drugs and guncontrol are bad for you.
falloutghoul - December 23, 2011, 8:34 pm, #226880
Nice!


COMPLEXITY - Sometimes the coolness is worth it.


TAGS: complex gun
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by misterhamtastic

wolfaussie - September 6, 2013, 3:24 am, #249331
It does exist. http://www.horstheld.com/0-Spain.htm
falloutghoul - August 11, 2012, 7:08 pm, #238315
Don't tell me this...thing, actually works. O_O


REX KWON DO -




DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm, #208706
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm, #208704
Politifake, anyone?


SUMMER IN TEXAS - But it's a DRY heat


TAGS: weather texas heat
Rating: 4.82/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:30 am, #232578
actualy it's h**ter in Oklahoma texas usualy stays around the 90-100 range durring summer unlike oklahoma where it's in the 100-110 range durring summer. but 5L anywhay i'm from Tx if you haven't figured out from my post yet
TwistedNinjaPirate - April 1, 2012, 2:57 pm, #232522
Game over man!


CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy


TAGS: tsa bre*** examination xray colonoscopy
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - August 16, 2011, 5:36 am, #223054
LOL... 5o funny


SENIOR MOMENT -


TAGS: first extinction ark humor
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 12:41 am, #233529

Thanks!~
ughomer - April 18, 2012, 6:07 pm, #233526
Funny as I'll get out, LG!


CUSTOMER SERVICE -




A REAL MAN -


TAGS: ***y confident woman
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 2, 2010, 6:54 pm, #191988

The Johnny Cash image makes it for me.
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:21 pm, #191975

lolz


SUPERGIRL - Admit it. You'd burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you


TAGS: supergirl h** superman comics ***y
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

ryedinc - July 13, 2013, 9:06 pm, #247723
Lol, that's Enji Night, a Cosplayer. o.o
vilnius - September 21, 2012, 6:21 pm, #239283
that's a wig
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:51 am, #231221
5L's
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:16 pm, #227494
Wot you can't spell fank you so you cheat and it upsets a mod an... ah fank it!
Luidavinci - December 16, 2011, 10:31 am, #226665
So, who is the model? Great poster! She's gorgeous.
rerun - November 24, 2011, 8:29 am, #226120

Kwaru, this is a satire site & comments like yours are not acceptable. One more and you are out. I hope this is very clear to you.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:56 am, #226115
I tried to look it up. Didn't find anything on it.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:50 am, #226114
f*** you.
Maddness - November 21, 2011, 4:31 pm, #226020
oh god but imagine the s*x it would be dangerous... you would die from a crushed pelvis...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2011, 4:05 pm, #226018
That's a dude. look it up, his name is Kevin.
Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:37 pm, #226014
WOW - she's cute! I mean, really cute. In a serious way.
Hellraizer - November 21, 2011, 6:51 am, #226005
I definitely would... Anytime :)


"GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!" - Yeah! That's a very wise thing to shout to your wife, isn't it?


TAGS: ***ism trope kitchen knives pwned
Rating: 4.84/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:35 pm, #225133
Good one - picture and original text.


THE LETTER K - The one letter that can piss anyone off while texting.


TAGS: letter k texting
Rating: 3.68/5

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Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 9:14 pm, #237654
'Kay.


KITCHENVILLE -


TAGS: kitchenville farmville ***ist ***ism
Rating: 3.08/5

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jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:09 pm, #210731
"your"
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 3:42 pm, #210697
Whats an err woman?


MYSTERY SOLVED -




EYE EXAMS -


TAGS: vision eye exams important
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 8:38 pm, #237063
Greeny, your mind is in the right place. BTW, your vision is perfect!
Greeny - May 16, 2011, 9:02 pm, #218640
wowee, I mean opfes...
KageOokami - May 16, 2011, 5:52 pm, #218633
I think I might need a closer look, you know, just to make sure I got it right.


YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND - "ex" isn't in her vocabulary




MATHEMATICS - You can't argue with it.


TAGS: ***ism math
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Kolin2002

CarebearCrack - September 23, 2012, 10:42 am, #239323
The only thing miss from that... Is a checkmark next to the answer.
TheLorax51 - March 1, 2012, 7:07 pm, #230466
Seems Legit.
krazyivanthedivine - February 29, 2012, 7:21 pm, #230388
YES!
mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:06 pm, #230366
lol...true


MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!


TAGS: cute chick ammo guns ***y
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:05 pm, #191739
Needs a conditioning shampoo and a couple cooking classes, methinks. That'll take care of the mortgage, then we can get to reasons for ammo.


1st Date -




this ain't france -


TAGS: texas isis p wned
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - May 6, 2015, 8:21 am, #261079

funny...i was thinking it was bait as well.
EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2015, 2:59 am, #261077
Now we know what to use as bait. We should also use their extreme distaste for being cremated. Apparently, they can't enjoy their 72 virgins as a pile of ashes.
mizzdizz - May 5, 2015, 6:01 pm, #261074
NOOOoooooo its not! Luv this, RL! 5 LOL lions!


ALL IN GOOD TIME -


TAGS: casey anthony dexter justice
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 5:00 pm, #251889
Well played sir.


SIMPLICITY - Just to show you on a daily basis what half of internets flamewars are about.


TAGS: mac vs pc explanation thewiceman
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:11 am, #227246
Natural Selection at work


MY EX-WIFE -


TAGS: marchallenge divorce exwife
Rating: 4.49/5

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rerun - July 4, 2010, 10:12 am, #183218

It was planning the wedding part for me.
dude304 - March 22, 2010, 2:00 pm, #166331
nice man this one is sooo funny
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 12:00 pm, #166318
FTW!!! It was my mother-in-law on my part. 5 torturous L's !!!


APOLOGIES -


TAGS: extra effort means the most
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 14, 2012, 12:09 am, #237241

Thanks, SD!~~
spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:25 pm, #237230
LOL! 5L for you lgvernon.


ROCK PAPER SCISSORS LIZARD SPOCK -


TAGS: as sheldon explains it
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 3:16 pm, #164077
You're in my seat. :)~
Cubbybear - March 12, 2010, 3:14 pm, #164076
BAZINGA! 5/5


INTERNET EXPLORER - The number one browser for downloading a better browser.


TAGS: internet explorer
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Debkins - October 3, 2010, 8:53 pm, #196671
Yup yup!
Rdblizz - September 19, 2010, 9:39 pm, #194598
So true
xXRyvenXx - September 17, 2010, 12:16 pm, #194235
Opera FTW
forseti - September 17, 2010, 10:43 am, #194229
Firefox with Gogol Bordello theme.
ICEMAN - September 17, 2010, 8:13 am, #194225
Me? Surfin' with Safari.
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 6:37 am, #194221
5ls, Sweet Mr.M Uses the same browser as me :)
Kung-Fu Devil - September 17, 2010, 6:34 am, #194220
d*** right! *high five*
motinet - September 17, 2010, 6:33 am, #194219

5 TRILLION LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chrome all the way!


ANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia fat skinny offensive
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Mario

demon001 - November 30, 2013, 3:01 pm, #251315
Size -2 model!
erock - December 30, 2009, 12:54 am, #148948
i have to admit i laughed. i will go to hell for it i am sure i did laugh. now i will go to hell for sure
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:27 pm, #131612
hole lee ****
Velin - October 26, 2009, 6:54 pm, #130980
And she would look so beautiful... just a little meat and fat on right places. Which is right now like... everywhere.
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 6:04 am, #113222
"I'll tell ya what's really weighing you down is them bones,looks like they'll have to come out if you want to fit into that size -5 dress for prom in time.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 1:07 am, #96698
So, you got it, Derek?
Derek - July 18, 2009, 1:06 am, #96697
Unfortunately, she'd probably believe you.


Extreme Facepalm -




WTF? - And all this time I though it stood for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.




ZOMBIE EX -


TAGS: zombie apocalypse ex headsh**
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:25 am, #220213
"It's coming right for us".. 5 spent cartridges


EVERYTHING IS GETTING A GRITTY REBOOT. -


TAGS: dora the explorer gritty reboot
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

nicholsjoshua15 - July 22, 2013, 11:21 pm, #247998
This is the type of movie that was made to be watched drunk and high.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:18 pm, #247893
... I might actually pay to see this. I won't guarantee I would be SOBER, but I might pay to see this.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2013, 5:06 pm, #245344
Hasta la vista, baby. that's Spanish for "Goodbye, baby."
nicholsjoshua15 - April 7, 2013, 11:45 pm, #244942
Thanks for the five stars. Dora has gone bad-ass on all of us.
Silverheart - April 7, 2013, 4:26 pm, #244936
She's even doing the 'tough-guy walk away' thing. Nice one. 5Ls for the boooom.


DIFFICULTY CLASS - You haven't mastered anything until you've beat it on Expert Mode.




DEAN WINCHESTER - Turning Women Into Rabid Animals Since '05




THE BARONESS -




MARIA OZAWA - Promise, I'll be a Good Girl.


TAGS: marias ozawa ***y yummy pretty
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by wrethszell

MashiMashi - March 4, 2012, 5:49 pm, #230628
after dark


Eat, Run, Die! -


TAGS: food exercise grave
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2013, 2:21 pm, #250579
Awe5ome! My sentiments exactly.


FOR HER BIRTHDAY - My wife wanted something that would go from 0-260 in less than 10 seconds.


TAGS: ex scale birthday
Rating: 4.66/5

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holymoly - April 25, 2012, 2:14 pm, #233803
Thats funny X) Good one
lgvernon - April 24, 2012, 8:12 pm, #233782

Don't worry. The bruises will be gone before you know it.


ONLY IN TEXAS - God bless 'em


TAGS: texas cops
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Airman

steve1961 - February 26, 2013, 3:58 pm, #243803
Brown people? You mean UPS? Some of my best friends are UPS employees.
Rishi - February 26, 2013, 10:37 am, #243790
Yea, I love how Southerners f***ing hate us New Yorkers, but when you want something you'll use our dead citizens and firemen and cops as an excuse. You don't care about the people who died in 9/11 you just use it to hate on Brown people.
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 3:34 pm, #153734
cops should have that right
Bovee - January 22, 2010, 2:21 pm, #153719
its funny cause where i am from the guy is black and it takes place in L.A. but still a great one.
phydeaux - January 22, 2010, 2:16 pm, #153718
I now have coffee running out my nose...5 night sticks for you!


KITTY BURRITOS - Chinese food going Mexican


TAGS: chinese food mexican cat cats
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by koradan

Hypercat-Z - September 4, 2009, 5:04 am, #114930
More cute or more funny? Can't tell!
Sexy curves - September 1, 2009, 3:44 am, #113761
LoL. So true. Cute cat BTW.


"I'M FREAKING TALENTED!" - Yes, yes you are.




CROSSBREEDING - Mexican and Rednecks are doing it




STEVEN SEAGAL - When acting gets a name.


TAGS: actor steven seagal lame aikido expressions emotions
Rating: 3.54/5

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Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 9:49 pm, #182501
GreaT Motifake !


EXISTENTIALISM - Claire suddenly realized that existence precedes essence, and she was free to kill all the old gods.


TAGS: women existentialism religion humor
Rating: 2.6/5

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Sean - June 27, 2008, 5:06 pm, #7332
Cool poster -- way to not dumb it down for the masses (so what's it mean? -- just kidding).
Wtf - June 27, 2008, 2:23 pm, #7315
Keep taking the medication


WHEN I WAS A KID -


TAGS: never expected this humor
Rating: 4.84/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:41 pm, #232477
I loved Tweety and Sylvester... brings back some memories
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 12:17 pm, #232473
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat... But I need glasses to verify this"...
mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:03 am, #232472
This is very true... I wonder if kids understand it.


MIDLIFE - Welcome to a world of new adventures


TAGS: midlife prostate exam dre glove
Rating: 4.95/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:26 pm, #251565
I can 5how you the world, shining shimmering splendid.
rerun - May 28, 2011, 11:15 pm, #219313

That is the good news, the bad news is you play "catcher".
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2011, 8:03 pm, #219308
you mean to tell me I get a**play for the price of a co-pay? Count me in! 5grunts
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:16 am, #219284
Oh, it’s an adventure, all right! :-( An adventure somewhere I would rather not go!
Greeny - May 27, 2011, 9:39 pm, #219273
Dr Jellyfinger isn't exactly my idea of an adventure
rerun - May 27, 2011, 8:44 pm, #219271

I hink we will just have to take you at your word on this.
rnbw00 - May 27, 2011, 8:36 pm, #219270
Actually, that feels rather good, if done right (can you say prostate massage?)
Airman - May 27, 2011, 2:01 pm, #219252
**shudders
briantoo - May 27, 2011, 12:35 pm, #219248
Thanks, crankyhead!
crankyhead - May 27, 2011, 11:34 am, #219244
great first poster =)


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: explained humor graph
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

M0rd3kaI - April 17, 2012, 9:18 am, #233473
This is brilliant XD
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 10:48 am, #232712

NEVER cross the streams! Time stops until whatever you've put in the picrowave is reduced to inedible ash.
PENGAmurungu - April 4, 2012, 4:20 am, #232700
What if you put something in the microwave, then go on the Internet in the meantime?


T E A R S - Are the Words that the Heart can't Express...


TAGS: tear word heart express
Rating: 4.67/5

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Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 1:00 pm, #227389
Dang... And all these days I thought the slogan of this site was "The Original DEMOTIVATIONAL Poster Community"...
Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 12:58 pm, #227387
ok man, stop putting so much emotional stuff. The site's supposed to be funny not sad


RAN INTO MY EX - Then I put it in reverse and did it again


TAGS: ran into ex reverse again
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2012, 9:37 pm, #227716
I've never hidden my dislike of the "jokefake" genre....but, To each their own.
rerun - January 17, 2012, 9:08 pm, #227715

I have made many jokefakes here. Far as I am concerned all is good.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2012, 4:57 pm, #227709
Oh, we're still making jokefakes?.....yay (sarcasm)
sidestep22 - January 17, 2012, 3:23 pm, #227705
Budog: that may be another version of the joke. I a**umed car version based on the picture.
Budog - January 14, 2012, 12:42 am, #227569
I thought that had to do with guns sidestep22. I miss my ex but my aim is getting better.
sidestep22 - January 13, 2012, 1:34 pm, #227546
Good, but the joke has more one line "I miss him/her sometimes."
holymoly - January 13, 2012, 10:30 am, #227543
love it... although Im more likely to be under the car than behind the wheel


EXCUSES -


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - May 25, 2011, 3:00 pm, #219117
WOW!... thats so true... the best is "I thought you don't love me anymore"...hahaha
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:16 pm, #219111
true... would it be hard now to say "you can ask my ex"


MEXICANS IN THE AIRFORCE - Saving money by eliminating the need for seating


TAGS: mexican airforce airplane
Rating: 2.98/5

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will - July 5, 2009, 6:42 pm, #93533
acutally i tihnk yo u will find that is in fact the elite mexican parachute regiment


MEANWHILE IN TEXAS.. -


TAGS: meanwhile in texas
Rating: 3.37/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 15, 2013, 4:07 pm, #248681
Why do people make fun of Texas? It's an awesome state.


MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.


TAGS: halo 3 mexican tank mexican xbox live xbox
Rating: 3/5


CALLING MY EX -


TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm, #235054

HA...LOVE IT!!!
RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm, #235034
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am, #235015
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol


WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH - Taking the retarded to a new level of extreme...


TAGS: westboro baptist church retarded extreme
Rating: 4.55/5

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440wakeup - May 27, 2011, 5:21 pm, #219264
Well the shock value of the dead soldiers funerals has waore off, so now they're saying bre*** canceris GOD's punishment on the US for tolerating homo***uals, next it'll be crib-death or SIDS. They're the reason Elizabeth TAYLOR was burried b4 they could
440wakeup - May 27, 2011, 5:19 pm, #219263
lol
GySgt1811 - October 13, 2010, 3:31 pm, #198138
Stengun, you may have insulted a zit.
stenusmc - October 13, 2010, 9:44 am, #198105
WBC is a zit that needs to be popped.
Budog - October 13, 2010, 3:32 am, #198092
WBC also protests at funerals of soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. They carry signs like "Thank God For Dead Soldiers" and say it is God's will for the U.S. tolerating homo***uals.
GySgt1811 - October 12, 2010, 8:49 pm, #198022
If attending Westboro Baptist Church makes one a Christian, then standing in a garage makes one a car. 5 loonies.
AdmiralAckbar - October 12, 2010, 2:06 pm, #197969
google it, urm, a trap?
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:55 pm, #197963

ok...ty google....the pricks..even desecrate the flag....good poster dude.
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:53 pm, #197962

i guess i'll google westboro baptist church and score you later.


LIFE - get used to disappointment




TEIAM -




L I B R A R I A N S - Even Better Than Google and Wikipedia


TAGS: librarian library index catalogue
Rating: 3.5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:58 pm, #223929
so true, at least real librarians can guess what you want better, and give suggestions for other things you acctually need


POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?




SPANDEX - Some people...just...shouldn't.




OXYMORON AND PARANOIA - all in one


TAGS: oxymoron paranoia expect unexpected
Rating: 4.21/5

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Krickit - March 5, 2013, 4:20 pm, #244065
Also a paradox


I LOVE EXERCISE -


TAGS: vintage hilda exercise pinup poster
Rating: 4.69/5

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lgvernon - January 13, 2014, 8:32 pm, #252158

I love vintage pinup art. I think it's beautiful. Hilda is my favorite because she's so uninhibited. She's also zaftig, as I have been all my life. She's validating, I suppose. Thanks!
premiumgrade - January 13, 2014, 8:05 pm, #252156
LG, I love this character. I ran across Duane Bryers’s Hilda 6 months ago. I’d never seen her before. You’d think I would have considering I’m 68 & she’s been around as far back at 1957. I guess I led a sheltered life.


BLONDES -


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende ***y
Rating: 3.19/5

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rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm, #220180
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm, #131565
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm, #82963
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm, #82961
I would give her an A+++


GAME FACE -


TAGS: expression marmoset humor
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 16, 2013, 1:43 pm, #244352
Interchangeable with "Are you done yet?" face.
lgvernon - January 31, 2012, 12:48 pm, #228533

LOL!~
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:52 am, #228423
our 'your b5ss when you ask for a raise' face :)
MashiMashi - January 30, 2012, 6:50 am, #228416
Or ra** face


EXIT STRATEGY - Patience! Patience! Patience!


TAGS: exit strategy patience lock door
Rating: 3.45/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:40 pm, #247925
...quit bein a pansy and give it a good hard yank. Those screws won't hold against a hard pull or a solid boot.
pzykosiz - October 24, 2010, 6:27 pm, #199632
in case of fire, use the window instead
rerun - October 22, 2010, 8:29 pm, #199447

In case of fire.....
Neener - October 22, 2010, 7:05 pm, #199429
I was trying to think of a MJ Fox poster for this lock.


SOME PICTURES - Should not be explained


TAGS: strange unexplained picture bizarre
Rating: 2.77/5

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Fatemaster - November 26, 2010, 10:12 pm, #204056
Ya, good point, I don't want to know!
yon - October 12, 2008, 3:24 pm, #27215
i think that chick was in battle royale...
Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 8:08 pm, #24376
The really funny thing is that Japan is working on their creativity
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 6:30 pm, #24324
But then no one would know of the sheer awesomeness of SuperHappy FunFun YellowMan!


WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.


TAGS: volkswagon motorcycle honda cell phone texting safety driving riding crash
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

nazaroo - January 30, 2012, 9:16 am, #228444
"Hello, baby, yeah, Don't leave for the club yet. I'm coming over as fast as I can. I'll be there in like 2 seconds. ...hello hello? d***!"
ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm, #190410
She may have been on a cellphone, but the rider was going 85MPH - and she turned out from a side-street. Highways don't have side-streets, so this ja****s was doing 85 on a city street. Don't always blame the motorist. Lot's of drivers ride like morons
Haarakkon - November 11, 2009, 6:33 pm, #135878
And now it's a freak show attraction in a suburban mall. Cool headstone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:48 pm, #135875
because motorist doesnt mean car driver..........
freestyler - November 11, 2009, 5:45 pm, #135874
PLEASE read your own motifake before posting it...the car driver was on the phone not the motor.
Z-Bob - November 11, 2009, 8:56 am, #135814
Amen, brother...
Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:15 am, #135783
The car came out of a side street, indicating it was probably in town, where most speed limits top out at 35 mph. The motorcycle was going 85 mph. I'd say the idiot on the cycle was more to blame than the person on their cell phone.


FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.


TAGS: fail pokemon magicarp water flap flail pokedex pikachu ash funny awesome
Rating: 2.56/5

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flail owns - March 29, 2009, 10:44 pm, #68963
dude i seen someone wipe a hole team of pokemons with FLAIL theres a video on youtube
Arpaleggia - January 9, 2009, 1:24 pm, #50724
At least when you flail you do SOMETHING with your life. Splash does nothing.


PARENTAL TIP #666 - There are some books that your toddler should not be exposed to at such an early age


TAGS: exorcist 666 books toddler exposed
Rating: 4.86/5

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Nissta - April 12, 2012, 7:56 pm, #233131
I cant help thinking that there's a film in this somewhere


THE LAST JOKE -


TAGS: electricution prank joke execution death
Rating: 4.79/5

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ughomer - January 22, 2013, 1:38 pm, #242728
That hits the mark!
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:49 pm, #242705
HAH!


FULLY LOADED -


TAGS: us troops alexander hamilton
Rating: 4.55/5

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Airman - August 23, 2012, 12:57 pm, #238652
jeez louise.. it's a picture of some troops deploying.. as in standing up. Should have put it in the tags. oh well
Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:25 pm, #238645
To me it was kinda obvious that the picture was of someone who DID stand up for something...but yeah it could be a bit better I guess.
nuvious - January 20, 2012, 7:37 am, #227793
Yeah, not enough context to the quote. The way it's framed it makes it look like the insult is being aimed at the troops. It'd be hard to put a picture with it because you need someone who's doesn't take a stand, and it's hard to express that visually.
jackandsally - December 23, 2011, 8:10 am, #226867
hmmm kinda jacked up I even say no to this one... bad show
caveman - December 20, 2011, 12:23 am, #226755
Apart from the fact that it makes sense, this makes no sense whatsoever
Airman - December 19, 2011, 2:20 pm, #226737
no sense? it is a direct quote made by Alexander Hamilton, the first Sec of the Treasury of the US. He's on the $10 bill. He is listed in the tags. This isn't a joke.
kokonut19 - December 18, 2011, 1:29 am, #226698
kind of makes no sense and plus jokes about troops are pretty bad even if they are truth


SOLIERS LIKE DOGS -




IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.


TAGS: dyslexic existentialism dog god burning question rnr
Rating: 3.45/5

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Zed - September 12, 2009, 10:08 pm, #117230
Nahhh, if it was Nietche, the title should have been "Dog is dead".
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:09 pm, #21252
...there is only causality
Sean - September 15, 2008, 3:16 pm, #21226
Hey, great picture and funny text. Kinda reminds me (the picture that is) about the Nietche poster about what "does't kill him turns immediately into mustache". My 5 didn't seem to give it a boost though. Ah well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 15, 2008, 2:48 pm, #21219
That dog looks a lot like Nietzsche. Coincidence?


RELATIVITY EXPLAINED -


TAGS: einstein explained
Rating: 4.85/5

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otakugiant - April 20, 2011, 2:09 pm, #216875
Can't tell if trolling, or just very stupid...
SkellatorOfLife - April 19, 2011, 11:22 pm, #216830
K... Even though the equation is really only for calculating energy, you can change it to calculate time. So therefor if you have negative mass... Then yes... According to this equation THEORETICALLY you could smath cars before they were built...
Barkjr - April 14, 2011, 6:55 pm, #216428
I still don't get it :)
CaptainBaked - April 14, 2011, 4:34 pm, #216396
The day rednecks find this kind of technology, we'll cry tears of joy... just like I did when I saw this poster.. 5 wormholes of monster madness!
Mahomygod - April 14, 2011, 3:18 pm, #216389
I blame myself... the approval ratio was fairly high before I submitted mine. d*** my cursedness!
tellitlikeitis - April 14, 2011, 2:29 pm, #216387
Yah, sure, right. Well, you know what they say? Great minds think alike.
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2011, 1:24 pm, #216383
Thank you for this poster Air. I had to wade through 30 posters of utter sh*t before i saw this and actually laughed. Glad to see some peeps still try instead of just making garbage and submitting it. 5L BTW


THE ULTIMATE VALENTINE'S GIFT FOR YOUR MAN - Hey ladies, hurry it's on sale: only $OMG and YIKES cents.


TAGS: car white gold expensive oil billionaire
Rating: 3.74/5

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realogic - March 10, 2012, 1:15 pm, #230997
As usual an Arab with billions covers his car in white gold instead of you know.. making someone not starve.. Least it runs on bio fuel.
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 9:49 pm, #167168
naturally it had to be GERMAN =] to be this EPIC . anyone know how many were made, or was this IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THE PRICE YOU CANT AFFORD IT ? deals ?
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:31 pm, #156311
THATS SWEET! he owns an oil company but runs bio fuel lol
Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:24 pm, #156308
Fastest production automatic in the World I believe. (The gold alloy helps to stop it rusting with all their rain.)


WORLDS SEXIEST NINJA - Just try and resist his ultimate power


TAGS: ***y ninja kick drunk
Rating: 2.91/5

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whathehell - August 16, 2011, 2:48 pm, #223063
notice the hole? the longer you lookat him the funnier it gets.


HARUKO VS. EXCEL - There can be only one!


TAGS: anime manga excel saka haruko flcl fooly cooly furi kuri
Rating: 2.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2010, 3:26 pm, #197844
LMAO!!!....Thanks Daddy.
GreyScorpion - October 11, 2010, 3:21 pm, #197843
here, eat your little debbie snack-n-cake...not that one, THIS one...the one I made special....just for you
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2010, 3:16 pm, #197842
Can I have red bull and cookies Uncle Scorpion? Or it just gonna be Red wine and rohypnol again?
GreyScorpion - October 11, 2010, 3:12 pm, #197841
it's nap time, no more Red Bull and cookies for you
rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 3:09 pm, #197840
A showdown between two of the most bat**** crazy female characters in all of anime. Excel Saga and FLCL are two of the most WTF? titles you'll ever see.


Vows -


TAGS: buddhist extremist tranquility cell vow
Rating: 4.95/5

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falloutghoul - November 21, 2013, 8:00 am, #251108
Good, 'cause we're on short supply.


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